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PostSubject: Have a look at this !!!   Sun Aug 17, 2008 2:56 pm

So you think you have balls of steel ??? Check this one out...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaeQykTZRHw
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PostSubject: Re: Have a look at this !!!   Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:20 pm

Holy shit, not for me.Prefer to be under water!!! Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Have a look at this !!!   Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:26 pm

After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a 'Gripe Sheet' which tells mechanics about problems
with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the Gripe Sheets before the next flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.

By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has NEVER had an accident.

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.

P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny... (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

And the best one for last...
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

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PostSubject: Re: Have a look at this !!!   Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:27 pm

Now I dunno if this is real or not but it's effin crAzy stuff!
Motorbike stunt, ramp, building, thousands of people & big lights. Aaaaah!

http://www.maniacworld.com/Record-New-Years-Eve-Jump.html

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PostSubject: Re: Have a look at this !!!   Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:29 pm

shittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

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PostSubject: Ricky Gervais letter to Obama   Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:32 am

British comedian Ricky Gervais took to his blog today after finding out Paris Hilton bought a house in London. He's written the following open letter to President Barack Obama in hopes of negotiating a trade:

Dear Mr President,

Firstly, congratulations on your historic win. I have never been so behind a candidate for what must be considered the boss of the world.
You seem to be a man of grace and integrity, who would never shirk responsibility in any way.
I'll get to the point.
As I'm sure you are aware, one of your flock has strayed. A Miss Paris Hilton, who is, I believe, a resident of Beverley Hills, is in England doing a reality game show for ITV2 called Paris Hilton's British Best Friend. Fine. I have no problem with that. I don't have to watch. But now it has come to my attention that she has bought a house in North London a few miles from me, and is out and about ingratiating herself with the Great British public.
Mr President. We are not stupid. This is clearly a retaliatory strike for Posh Spice moving to LA. I know it, and you know it, so let's cut the "it's a free country" nonsense and come to some agreement.
I propose an exchange.
This is how it would work. We call them both and tell them that we've found a giant "paparazzi nest", in New York say. (half way home for both of them already)
At first they may be confused that they'd never heard of such a thing before, but the thought of that many photographers in one place will be irresistible.
Once we get them there, while they are having their photos taken (we will have hire a few guys with cameras to make it look good) we will swap their limos around. It's fool proof.
This is a covert operation of which Mr Gordon Brown knows nothing. (I've got him working on finding a synthetic fur for The Queen's guards' bearskin hats.)
Have your people call my people. They may have to call a few times as my people are useless to be honest.
Thank you,
Ricky Gervais

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